i wish i could just, uh, strap on my wings, but i’m sorry—no dice.

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
if you’re gonna have faith, you can’t just have it when the miracles happen. you have to have it when they don’t.
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins